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Doctors ask that you please not put parsley in your vagina
New York Post ^ | 1-21-2019 | Miranda Larbi

Posted on 01/21/2019 4:27:55 AM PST by servo1969

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To: servo1969

Do I take this to mean Corn in the Anus is still a go?


21 posted on 01/21/2019 5:07:24 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: sparklite2

I know the joke. Great punchline. It wins!


22 posted on 01/21/2019 5:12:37 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you .)
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To: Tucker39

and whats the problem for those involved in this case


23 posted on 01/21/2019 5:17:17 AM PST by Bell Bouy II
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To: ronnie raygun

Next the libs will have men demanding we respect their decision to put parsley in their pretend vaginas. :)


24 posted on 01/21/2019 5:23:46 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: servo1969
It's 2019 and some young women have to be told this.

Well, they are probably democrats. They need to be led around by the nose.

25 posted on 01/21/2019 5:28:07 AM PST by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD.... And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: ronnie raygun

Better for dinner? Steaming rather than soaking in a tub of hot water? I’m so confused.


26 posted on 01/21/2019 5:30:05 AM PST by oldasrocks
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To: Tax-chick

Re: “parsley as an abortifacient?”

That is one reason.

The other reason is just timing...

College girls going to visit a boyfriend on a long weekend.

Being in a friend’s wedding, the Christmas holiday social scene, holiday or ceremony responsibilities, etc.


27 posted on 01/21/2019 5:42:48 AM PST by zeestephen
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To: servo1969
please not put parsley in your vagina

In your wildest imagination, did you ever think you'd read this line as 'real medical advice'?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme, remember me to the one that's in there...

28 posted on 01/21/2019 5:50:59 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: Tax-chick

No doubt. Subtle.


29 posted on 01/21/2019 5:57:29 AM PST by softengine
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To: servo1969

I never expected to see that series of words in that order...


30 posted on 01/21/2019 6:09:29 AM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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To: servo1969

No sane woman ever wants to get their period early.


31 posted on 01/21/2019 6:09:47 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.S)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

#21

Hey... HEY...

that’s a different game.

https://www.playcornhole.org/


32 posted on 01/21/2019 6:10:22 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Is it Friday night already?

Where does the time go?


33 posted on 01/21/2019 6:11:02 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: servo1969

. . . since everyone knows that what you’re supposed to do is weave it into your armpit hair. (sorry, still recovering from the post yesterday on the rainbow unicorn pit fad)


34 posted on 01/21/2019 6:19:15 AM PST by Stosh
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To: servo1969

So we moved from doing jello shots on the navel of young women to having a healthy salad? Excuse me for showing my “masculinity”


35 posted on 01/21/2019 6:28:24 AM PST by ronnie raygun (nic dip.com)
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To: zeestephen

If you could just switch your menstrual cycle on and off like a switch, everyone would do it. Every effort to mess with the natural operation of our bodies does more harm than good.


36 posted on 01/21/2019 6:38:46 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Leadership's defining quality is honesty." ~ Maj. Dick Winters)
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To: servo1969
Statements that make you go hmmmm.


37 posted on 01/21/2019 6:48:27 AM PST by COUNTrecount (If only Harvey Weinstein's bathrobe could talk.)
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To: servo1969

Looking for counter protesters at the next feminazi march to throw parsley.


38 posted on 01/21/2019 7:33:57 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: servo1969

They are some things in life I don’t need to know about.


39 posted on 01/21/2019 9:29:23 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: servo1969

This reminds me of the sign I see driving from Eugene to Bend Oregon. It says, “DO NOT PASS SNOW PLOWS ON THE RIGHT”.


40 posted on 01/21/2019 10:33:41 AM PST by Retain Mike
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