p.s. She just didn't get knocked out.
I can picture it now, you and two other tough dudes hanging out at the biker bar
Bar tender asks: What did you guys do today?
tough guy one: I rode my hog down to the mayor’s house and did donuts in his front yard while giving him the finger. That will learn him for cutting me off the other day
tough guy two: played pool at the pool hall and the guy I beat couldn’t pay up so I kicked his ass
you: I knocked out a 11 year old girl at the mall.... (Room goes silence).... Well she did try to push me and called me a big poopy head.....
Wear that as a badge of honor
You're folksy.
And you sure can spin a yarn.
p.s. She just didn't get knocked out.