“Open mah beer!”
I grew up in the Midwest. At no time have I ever uttered the phrase "Where can I get me a huntin license or I am going to get me a beer". Now when I am feeling fun loving, I use y'all, because I lived in Maryland for a minute and I like it! I Have also been known to say all y'all, same reason.
My absolute favorite phrase is "Ain't nobody got time for that". I am not black or illiterate. But again, I like it! Get a clue!