Israeli Woman Stumbles Upon Roman Busts Near Ancient Ruins

i24NEWS ^ | December 30, 2018 | AFP

[Mercat]

Great headline

[beethovenfan]

“ISRAELI WOMAN UNCOVERS BUST.”

[shanover]

My mind is in the gutter because that bust is not the bust I thought.

[PLMerite]

Here's two, er, four, for the price of one...

[Kommodor]

I must be no gentleman, for yea, verily, I think I prefer the brunette.

[fruser1]

[Empire_of_Liberty]

“And this is where our eyebrows would separate, forming two...”

[GingisK]

Be still my heart. She and Rachel were the two who woke me up.

[ChessExpert]

I’ll add to the juvenile remarks, perhaps with a twist. Times have changed in the past two thousand years. Back then, Romans stumbled on Jewish breasts.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***An Israeli woman walking near ancient ruins noticed a head sticking out of the ground,***

Did he have a good horse under him?

[justa-hairyape]

That one looks life size too !

[Rinnwald]

[wxgesr]

I fell face first into an Israeli woman’s bust a while back.

Ahhh liberty call...

[SunkenCiv]

The Romans probably did that too...

[SunkenCiv]

What central_va said. :^)

[SunkenCiv]

I get the impression that Roman-era artists who lived in some of the provinces weren't the most talented in the Empire.

[SunkenCiv]

There was some grafitti, which in translation reads, "for a good time, call VIII VI VII V III -- IX".

Of course, the voice mail is full.

And when someone answers, it's a nursing home.

[Magnum44]

Jenny?

[SunkenCiv]

Jenny’s having some pudding in the cafeteria, but if you leave your name and number...

[wxgesr]

Ahh.....Jenny