if rubbing salt in your eyes isn’t quite painful enough for you- elect elizabeth warren for president
Weebles Wabble, so do certain candidates- vote for weebles
Tired of financial independence? Vote Democrat
Sick and tired of old white privilege men? Vote for old white privilege women instead
Sick and tired of Winning, vote democrat.
Sick and tired of more jobs for blacks, vote democrat.
Sick and tired of lowered taxes, vote democrat.