Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: JPJones

And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’


83 posted on 12/30/2018 8:33:54 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 69 | View Replies ]


To: central_va

“One, two, five...”


93 posted on 12/30/2018 8:39:07 AM PST by JPJones (More tariffs, less income tax.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 83 | View Replies ]

To: central_va

“What is your name?” “What is your Quest?”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the funniest ever!
Caddyshack, Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Coming to America, Austin Powers and the Spy Who Shagged Me, Porky’s, First three Vacation Movies and Planes, Trains and Automobiles are some of my favorites.


111 posted on 12/30/2018 8:47:01 AM PST by lone star annie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 83 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson