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To: Rurudyne
Huh?

I guess I'm just more mundane than you. I don't have the time to sit and think and analyze and philosphi (my coined word) about different levels of stupidity or whether it is just foolishness or not.

I'm a cattle farmer but have two college degrees, business and law, so I'm not stupid or foolish. I'm more inclined to wonder whether the cows have enough hay to eat or whether it's rained enough for the grass to grow in the pastures.

If it gets more complicated than that, my eyes tend to glaze over. :-)

135 posted on 12/29/2018 9:59:20 AM PST by HotHunt (Reagan was good but TRUMP IS GREAT!)
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To: HotHunt

Do any of your bulls want to identify as cows?


136 posted on 12/29/2018 10:01:54 AM PST by Leep (Leftist are neither liberal or democratic. Nor are they pro American.)
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To: HotHunt

A Congressman wannabe from the urban area that dominated his small population State was visiting rural areas. He was a high tech guru in his private life and wasn’t shy about bring hot stuff.

Whilst driving down one country lane he’d never been on before he came across a sheep wandering around unsupervised. He easily corralled the beast and got it in the back of his truck. Stopped at the very next house to see about returning it.

He was met at the door by a grizzled rancher who, after introducing himself and announcing his ambitions, he ask if that was his sheep.

“Um ... yes...”

“You know if you had that thing chipped I could have scanned it with an app on my smart phone or even used another app to count your horses in yonder pasture from a sattelite in space.”

“From space?”

“Yessir, here let me show you.”

In moments he’d pulled up a top down picture of the pasture, zoomed in and announced that there were eight cows therein.

“This is the kind of technology I’ll bring if I’m elected to Congress. Do I have your vote?”

“Sir, your technology is mighty impressive but, no, you see I already knew I had eight horses over there and it you don’t mind I’ll get my dog out of your truck and see you on your way.”


142 posted on 12/29/2018 4:40:01 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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