But sir, I would never hit a lady.
I had a grandfather who drove a bus and one time had a drunk passenger who was causing trouble and threatened to fight when he was warned to settle down.
My grandfather called him to the front of the bus, stopped the bus, opened the door, and said, “Step outside and I’ll show you what a real man can do.”
The man stepped out, and my grandfather closed the door and drove away.
I like that story!
LOL! Funny story.