I want my holodeck! Never mind what I’m going to do with it.
QQQuuuuaaaarrrrkkkk!
I’d want a holodeck where everything works, no phone calls, no idiots, no sports, no printers, no cardboard, no junk mail, no liberals, and have all of my favorite movies and music with absolutely no Doug McClure.
There will no doubt be services to clean holodecks, so you don’t have to worry!
Starfleet’s rules on using the Holodeck for recreating scenes from Caligula are very clear.