>>I will be happy to send u my recipe for banana bread
For some reason I was reminded of computer generated poetry. You have a clever and cute idea. Make readers happy instead of annoyed.
How about limericks? There once was a troll from Nantucket...
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)