I already did:
Oogablug -- 14,326 BC: "Ugh! Rock no good for fight! Ow!OwOwOweeee!"
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Runner-up:
Paladin2 -- 04DEC2018: "Q has WAY less content than Steyn or Trump. No philosophical underpinnings, just some lame drops of no real content."
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<ROFLMBO!!>
Keep up the good work!
TXnMA
Bagster