[CottonBall]

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_7_14?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=cookie+monster+shirt&sprefix=Cookie+monster%2Caps%2C184&crid=2P4W7LPKSG22R

I didn’t even know they had those till you mentioned it. They are really cute.

[Lakeside Granny]

Drat, they don't make this one big enough.

But this one would be perfect!