[Pontiac]

It is a shame that the arbiters of political correctness have banished Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Simpsons.

I just found out Apu has a last name.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Where I live the Indian owner of the convenience store is about the most popular guy in town.

Always smiling, upbeat and jovial, despite working gawdawful hours and risking armed robbery every day.