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Whitaker: So, if you step down and POTUS moves me to Acting Attorney General with control over Mueller, what happens to [RR] ?
Sessions: Well, in Alabama, one measure of a man is who his enemies are. So the president and I have decided that we'll reassign him to head up the task force to handle MS-13, Hezbollah and three nasty drug cartels.
Whitaker: But that'd be like putting a target on his back, his sides, and his front! If he really goes after them they'll kill him!
If he really cuts off the flow of money into derp state pockets, they'll kill him!
If he makes a mistake which reveals his connections to the derp state or doesn't fully engage his new duties trying to protect them, then we'll have to deal with him, prosecute him or fire him!
Sessions: < Sits there with a BIG ____eating grin on his face >
Whitaker: Oh! haw haw haw haw, I get it now, snoork, HAHAHAHA, ROFL, snick.....ummm, Jeff, you're a funny guy!
Hey Churro, you seen this bada$$ big Fed law dog sez he's gonna come after us?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL spit HAHAHAHAHAHA I spilled ma beer, LOLOLLLL
Manuel, spit, aaaaah, ah ha, hooo boy, you want me to have my two kids take care of him? They're on the next caravan due any day now with Muffin' Top. She's going dancing in NYC.
Nooooo Churro, let me check it out with them two old crazy beeeeches in DC first. Muffin' Top and the kids can ride with me to DC.
TURN THAT PHONE OFF YOU LOCO! Take the battery out. Q Team can heer everything perro!