[higgmeister]

Your little song;

Just a penis, with a mustache, wearing glasses,
that's Alan Dirtshitz,
that's Alan Dirtshitz.

And in no time he shaved it off.     I would say that was master stroke!

[doug from upland]

I wrote so many and can’t remember this. Where did you find it?

Looking at the lyrics, it could fit into the song — I GET IDEAS.