“Wow, kudos, that resulted in a really complex mixed cultural metaphor, shaken, not stirred.”
I must confess, it was either that or the “Miracle Pill.” However, I could envision giving the parrot the miracle pill. Will the parrot awaken? It will be a miracle.
"...and the parrot, still shivering, asked, 'what did that turkey say?'"
My brain hurts.
If anyone reading all of this wonders how to get the Miracle Pill, macaw your doctor.