[bagster]

Now, to tie it all together;

Zirconia alumina

I oncet knew an elven woman of color (EWOC) of that name.

To wander the hallways of your mind would be like a trip to the Smithsonian...

Or to step right up and see Jo-Jo the Dog Face Boy, Chang and Eng Bunker, Diane Feinstein's chauffer and gardener, and other attractions at Big John Strong's Travelling Circus sideshow.

With clowns.

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy.

Bagster

[haffast]

Chang and Eng Bunker,
Diane Feinstein's chauffer and gardener

A limo stopped at an intersection somewhere in DC:

Eng: "All clear on the right."

Chang: "All clear on the left."

DiFiChi: "GAS IT ALREADY!!!"
------"For the love of diver$ity...if those guys couldn't back up or parallel park as well as they do, I'd see if Morgan Freeman was available."

"One headed woman better than two-headed man."

I think that was in a fortune cookie I got one time. I can't remember.

Maybe it was on a note on some closed Senate Hearing papers I saw on a newsstand in DC? ;)