No coupons.
You get Extra Special AttaBoys; Good for all the positive self-image and goodtimer feelings you can imagine, your very own lifetime supply of coffee (or tea, or covfefe, depending on your preference) and....wait for it....the guarantee that no amount of AhSh**s will cancel any of the above.
I've been living the Good Life with my store of those little gems I got 'way back in '69.....when I had my schedule screwed up and wound up registering for college classes in my dress uni.
“””No coupons.”””
Well, I really didn’t expect anything from those bunch of perverts except their hate anyway.
Thank you for your service.