Dr. Frankenstein was looking for a brain to put into his latest creation, so he went down to the body parts store.
There on the shelf were three brains, from a Brunette, a Redhead, and from Alyssa Milano.
The price on the Brunette brain was $100. The price on the Redhead brain was $200. And the price on Alyssa Milano's brain was a staggering $50,000.
Dr. Frankenstein asked the proprietor why Alyssa's brain was priced so much higher than the Brunette or Redhead brain.
"Simple," he replied. "Alyssa's brain is unused."
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