Blasphemy! One cannot simply make up your own rools. This isn't monopoly. This is world domination!
One day, we FReeQs must get together for a friendly game of RISK.
You, and your Australia strategy, me and my North America Strategy.
#ThereCanOnlyBeOne
While you're holed up in Aus, collecting your two pieces per turn, I will have taken North America, held it, blocked Europe, moved into South America and most likely taken it, and ease my way into Africa, surrounding Europe and threatening Asia, which is still in dispute.
All the while collecting God knows how many pieces per turn. Not two, I assure you.
One of the survivors of the Asia conflict will attempt to flee to Australia and threaten your tiny kingdom. In that way, you will be kept busy while I consolidate and mass my armies.
I will come for you last as you cower behind your sheilas and your roos, eating vegemite sammiches.
Yes. I speaka your language. And that language is the language of doom.
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Also, Axis and Allies is way more funner. Ever play that one?
Bagster