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To: Rebelbase

Did you hear the one about the guy on safari, who when travelling through the jungle hears some fierce drumming coming from a distance?

The explorer exclaims, “Wow! Those drums! Are they angry?”

“No! Drums good — when drums stop, big trouble!”, replies the guide.

For 3 days and nights they hike, and the drumming never stops.

The explorer asks, “How long can this go on? I need a break, I can’t get any rest!”

Just then the drumming stops. The explorer says, “finally, I can hear myself think.”

“OHHHH NO!”, screams the guide.

“what happens now?”, asks the explorer.

“Bass solo!!!”


6 posted on 10/30/2018 9:06:11 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: a fool in paradise

Reminds me of the story of the couple who were seeking marriage counseling. During each of the first three sessions, they remained totally silent, speaking nary a word. The therapist, totally frustrated by their refusal to talk, told them that next week, he would try something different to spark a conversation, and if that failed, then he was dismissing them.

The following week, when they entered his office, they were confronted with a bass player, playing a solo.


12 posted on 10/30/2018 9:24:38 AM PDT by Salvey
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