[haffast]

“””And they eat goats!!!”””

My wife, Philly born and raised former pro cellist, took her red neck lite husband to an Indian restaurant one evening to expand my waistline, I guess.

Very fine dining, white linen, crisp napkins, but the food was served buffet style.

I scooped out some goat hair side up and other spicy goodies, and at my first bite declared “Man this beef is guuuud!”

Out of the corner of my eye I spied the waiter giggle to himself and thought well he thinks I’m a stupid American, though really I had just made a Dr. Fraudian slip.

I went back for seconds. Made him laugh again. ‘Cause that’s just the kinda guy I am.

[bagster]

I scooped out some goat hair side up and other spicy goodies,

🤮

p.s. Maybe you know.

What do they call Indian food in India?

Food?

Bagster

[ichabod1]

Three of us went to lunch with our Indian friend, not an Indian place, and she ordered the Beet Reuben and the rest of us were like, WHAT?!?!