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To: oldvirginian
5A. The Express line will ALWAYS move slower than all other lines COMBINED.

Extension 5B - If the Express Line is 10 Items or Less, you will be behind someone with 12 items (or more).

Extension 5C - Shopper with 12 items does not speak English.

Extension 5D - Cashier is adamant about rule and calls Manager.

Extension 5E - You have 2 shoppers behind you to block changing lines.

20 posted on 10/29/2018 6:22:26 AM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: SES1066

5F. There will be three women together with a basket brimming with items.
They will insist that there are three separate orders in the basket.

5F1. The women will not sort their orders until they arrive at the cashier.

5F2. First woman will pay with cash but not have the exact amount. Women 2 and 3 will dig around in their suitcase/handbags contributing coins to arrive at exact amount.

5F3. Woman 2 will pay with debit card without understanding how her card works and rummaging in suitcase/handbag for the PIN her husband wrote down for her.

5F4. Woman 3 will have started a conversation with a passerby known to her. The entire planet must stop until the conversation is completed.


21 posted on 10/29/2018 6:37:35 AM PDT by oldvirginian (American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God and Virginian because Jesus loves me)
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