[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

You know you have the tool you need, but you can’t find it. In desperation and to save hours of searching, you buy another tool, then the one you know you have reappears as if by magic.

Which explains why I now have 5 basin wrenches and 13 caulking guns in my workshop!

[PUGACHEV]

That’s another way to state the Law of Screwdrivers. Screwdrivers behave as a gas, and have a tendency to distribute themselves throughout the available space. I’d be frightened to see how many screwdrivers I bought during my life all in one pile.