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To: haffast

Thanks for the explanation, sounds correct.

The only Dodge vans I’m familiar with are the really old cargo type ones, so I’m not familiar with all the new fangled windows. :-)


483 posted on 10/26/2018 8:16:39 PM PDT by little jeremiah (When we do not punish evildoers we are ripping the foundations of justice from future generations)
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To: little jeremiah

“””The only Dodge vans I’m familiar with are the really old cargo type ones, so I’m not familiar with all the new fangled windows. :-)”””

Me either. For a short while I did own a tan ‘73 Dodge Dart Custom 4-door, 225 CI “slant six” engine, auto, a/c with cloth bench seats whose front wheels tracked wider than the rear. Odd.

Not a chick magnet. I was voted among the ten dullest men in our fair city that I’m sure was due to that car.

Then one day I saw a build your own bumper sticker kit with a larger sized prismatic background with an assortment of loose letters.

I carefully applied lettering to the Oh Shiny! background to declare “I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS”, and placed it on the rear bumper.

Unwittingly I had transformed my rear view mirror into a great entertainment center at stop lights and signs. From stern looks to seeing Coke spewing out of people’s noses, I derived much joy.

My life changed that day. Women began to talk to me. That’s when the trouble began.


647 posted on 10/27/2018 11:05:18 AM PDT by haffast (SUPERPOWER STATUS: ON!!)
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