You are right again...but it’s a good one and it is not listed as a “vanity”. And, once again friend, no one, not me or anyone else is twisting your arm and legs to read this one way or the other. If the posting offends you, just pass by it without even reading it. I can assure you, you will not offend me at all.
Why isn't it?
You "wrote" it yourself.
You credited no source other than yourself.
That's a vanity, spunky.