Most pension funds invest the money they receive from future pensioners in the stock market.
If the Democrats win the upcoming election, the stock market will fall, further endangering the already shaky pension funds and their future pensioners’ prospects of receiving any money when they retire.
So the last thing prospective pensioners — almost all of them Democrats — should do is vote Democratic.
But if any of them were intelligent enough to understand this, they’d be Republicans by now.
“But if any of them were intelligent enough to understand this, they’d be Republicans by now.”
I hope that was a typo, and you meant “Conservatives by now”.