I, on the other hand, thought Valerie Bertinelli was the cutest little thing I had ever seen when she was about 16 and started out on that show. Both of them were undoubtedly violated six ways to Sunday on that set. Kinda takes the shine off those innocent old family sitcoms no?
Valerie Bertinelli was one in a long line of my celebrity crushes. Not chubby at all. She was just right.
McKenzie Phillips was built like a heroin addict and had a pockmarked face. Gross me out the door.
I got mad when Valerie married Eddie Van Halen instead of me. How dare she.
#StillDisgruntled
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Bagster