Do you realize how much of a puss you have to be to be 6'8" and get wedgies (called melvins where I come from btw)?
A pretty big puss. Bet he got his lunch money took too. This also explains why he walks around with a look on his face like he's about to break down in tears at any moment.
This falls within the Bagster "Revenge of the Nerds" theory. I have posted about this previously. The theory gives a big picture analysis of the current state of affairs of American and World culture and politics.
Comey is a walking example of everything that's wrong with the world.
Bagster