[DanielRedfoot]

So if I get the DNA test and my White WASP ass is more minority than her, do i get to claim minority status and get special consideration too?

[simpson96]

Warren is a thief.

[Covenantor]

But wait there's more...

You're also eligible for a full schloarship to Harvard!

[shelterguy]

So if I get the DNA test and my White WASP ass is more minority than her, do i get to claim minority status and get special consideration too?
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No need. Nowadays you can just identify as a minority.