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ORDERING PIZZA IN THE DIGITAL ECONOMY:
CALLER:
Is this Gordon’s Pizza?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it’s Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ...
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I detest vegetables!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!!!
GOOGLE:
I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

I find it refreshing how the president is using talented people ON OUR SIDE for various causes. It would be nice to see Chuck Colson involved with Kayne in the prison reform group. Perhaps sheriff Joe. He’d sure add “color” to the mix

Also Kayne, Kim K, Jon Voght, Gary Sinese, Clint Eastwood, Cavilles, Mel Gibson, Drew Carey, Don King, Adam Sandler, the Rock, Denzel and the many other performers could somehow have a group for betterment of the young people of our country. help Melania with her Best campaign perhaps.

Id love to see the conservative performers form their own production company.. wouldn’t it be nice to support the good guys regularly?

DJT has had his hands full with foreign issues, domestic tyranny from the bureaucrats and a slew of other issues.. some of this is very unimportant to perhaps many but a needed front to address IMHO

Jim Brown is one of my favs!... wonderful athlete and love his various roles in Hwood. A special favorite is a crazy movie that I just loved.. Mars Attacks! Corny and fun

I’m surely not into the hiphop music scene.. but the involvement of key people will attract the younger set. That is what we need to strive for in future building of the conservative movement

About ready to leave library soon.