Wasn't that a movie?
Dafternoon, epople. Eddie the Rotteweiler's family is home, so I don't have to go back again today. He's a good dog.
Yeah, one of the spy-spoof Austin Powers movies. I haven't watched them.
Lasers shooting out from the forehead, though, that's a good idea. I could use it myself. (Hmm, checking ... oh wait, I did! -- From Reaction!)
"Pearl decided to test one of Brian’s auxiliary capabilities when she heard an insect buzzing in his room. She was not about to allow an insect to spread a possible disease in her nice clean laboratory.
She opened Brian’s eyes and began to track the noise. Soon she spotted it, and switched to telescopic mode of perception. Tracking the insect, she identified it as a mosquito.
Brian’s thin eyebrows furrowed for a moment as tension built internally. Suddenly, a bright beam of red light erupted from the infant eyes, impinging on the doomed insect. It literally exploded as the energy was absorbed by its dark surface, fluttering through the air as a mist of microscopic parts.
Pearl checked Brian’s eyes for any signs of overheating or distress. All tissues appeared to have weathered the test without damage. Satisfied, Pearl closed Brian’s new eyes and allowed the body to drift into sleep."
Okay, it wasn't his forehead, that would have been noticeable.
Pearl used a similar technique, but she was an android.
"At that moment, Pearl roused from her stupor, and stood up straight. She studied the two men for a few seconds, and then, out of the darkness, twin beams of violet energy blazed forth from her eyes with a crack and sizzle as she directed her attention to first one, then the other sentry. Both men collapsed, twitching.".
Technically, a form of taser, using laser-ionized paths through the air instead of wires. But you get the point, (or don't get the points, that is.)
Maybe they’ll let you borrow Eddie when you’re in doggie deficit.