To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; NoCmpromiz; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ...
Happy Vhet-nesh-day everyone.
What did you say?
I said Vhet-nesh-day.
No! It's Wednesday. Wednesday! Named after the god Woden.
No, no, no, no, no! Vhet-nesh-day vass named after Tuess-ess-ess-day.
From some old radio comedy routine.
6,118 posted on
05/15/2019 5:36:17 AM PDT by
ArGee
(Celebrate diversity! Excellence is out.)
To: ArGee
Good morning! Monday III has a wonderful sound today! Ima like it!! ;o])
6,119 posted on
05/15/2019 5:50:31 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Eat a bullfrog first thing in the morning and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day!)
To: ArGee
I’m prepared to agree that this is funny, and it’s only me who doesn’t understand why.
6,120 posted on
05/15/2019 6:48:28 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Be like Kendrick, Brendan, and Riley.)
To: ArGee; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; no-to-illegals; NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; moose07; ...
(Menacing voice on phone from first floor) I am the Viper; I am coming up.
(Menacing voice on phone from second floor) I am the Viper; I am coming up.
(Menacing voice on phone from third floor) I am the Viper; I am coming up.
(Door creaks open) Hallo! I’m the vindow viper!
Sixth-grade sleepover joke.
6,126 posted on
05/15/2019 9:19:39 AM PDT by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
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