A cruise like that should never be undertaken without a male to escort one through the bevy of lecherous Eastern European men.
It does sound appealing, though. If I ever get the letter to my Real Brother finished, I’ll ask if he would help me rent a vehicle to visit the sibs/ofspring on the other side of the Rockies. All of whom are within 100 miles of each other.
So many things are better in your mind than in Real Life. I suppose I could go on a crazy ladies’ excursion to some boring place in North Carolina where nobody else would bother to go ...