[Tax-chick]

It is not necessary to whomp boys upside the head with the soil manual to render them unconscious. You just have them sit on the sofa in the sunshine and read it to them, pleasantly.

This information may be useful to someone else someday.

[Monkey Face]

...You just have them sit on the sofa in the sunshine and read it to them, pleasantly...

That could be considered a form of torture in some households. :o]