To: Monkey Face
I had a nap with Jake. I dreamed a Dalmatian got in bed with us. Then Paige, Hair Designer, showed up and wanted me to pay in advance for a haircut for James. I’m not paying Paige’s prices to get a haircut for James.
3,086 posted on
01/21/2019 2:14:42 PM PST by
Tax-chick
("Leadership's defining quality is honesty." ~ Maj. Dick Winters)
To: Tax-chick
Paige was in the dream, I mean, not actually in the house.
3,087 posted on
01/21/2019 2:22:53 PM PST by
Tax-chick
("Leadership's defining quality is honesty." ~ Maj. Dick Winters)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"I had a nap with Jake. I dreamed a Dalmatian got in bed with us. Then Paige, Hair Designer, showed up ..." The object lesson here is, do not let Jake be the driver of your dream.
3,088 posted on
01/21/2019 4:42:27 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
To: Tax-chick
Misread that as haircut for Jake.
Imagined him with a huge 80’s big hair band mop.
3,091 posted on
01/21/2019 6:24:31 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Tax-chick
Some days, your dreams are weirder than mine. There are so many things on the budget for the month of February, I don’t know if I can squeeze in a trim or not, but my hair needs to be evened up a bit.
3,096 posted on
01/22/2019 3:30:03 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(Was it a bad day? Or just a bad five minutes that you milked all day? ~~ FB ~~)
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