My needs are simple. All I want is a dragon for my back yard, that eats grass and produces bio-fuel for my vehicles.
And provides air transportation for longer trips. Everybody should have a personal dragon.
Well, last month mine started spitting flames at the neighbors dragon. Then this little, yappy, miniature dragon (why do people even have those?) started getting into the mix. And it turned out its owner didn't have a flame-proof leash so it got away. It was a real mess.
Some people should just not be allowed to own dragons.