In SE Georgia, cold is for beer, ice is for tea, and snow is for snow cones.
Fall means we get to watch the southern migration of snow birds to Florida.
A cold winter means we have to mostly close the windows.
Christmas means 
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)