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She has a face that would launch a thousand men to a corner of their rooftops armed with a 12 gauge, to sleep the remainder of their lives with at least one eye open.
A certain je ne sais quoi, the hair, the crooked glasses, the chalk makeup, the grating upspeak voice, the psycology degree, her friends, the Senate record and FBI report, the gleam in her eyes of a 101 demons fighting to get out to make life for any man she came into contact with a living hell.
A face that when I first saw her picture that you posted to me, just after taking the first bite of my evening meal, took every bitt of the great love I have of my own cooking, and an apparent contractual agreement to turn every mouthful of food into fat, in order to retain it.
Thanks to your bitt of mischief I was able to reassure myself that my two dawgs have not gone blind. Hopefully they will return by morning and their love for me will overcome their instinctual desire to preserve their own lives.
Now that I have seen a thing that cannot be unseen, I will head down to the local sporting goods store to buy an extra case of 12 gauge 3" mag 00 buckshot shells. It's going to be a long life.
Thankfully I won't need any expensive night vision goggles as she is sure to glow in the dark.
All ye Freepers pray for me. ;)
#justkidding #saved2HD
