Next up from Avenatti: Kavanaugh is actually a shape-shifting lizard alien, who abducted rosy-cheeked, fecund American virgins for sexual experimentation and impregnation with hybrid alien-human species.
“Kavanaugh is actually a shape-shifting lizard alien, who abducted rosy-cheeked, fecund American virgins for sexual experimentation and impregnation with hybrid alien-human species.”
The Dems will bitch & moan until they discover the “hybrid alien-humans” vote Democrat. Then they won’t be able to usher him into a black robe fast enough. “And, your gavel, sir. We’ve had it engraved in gold with your initials and appointment date!”