[Pearls Before Swine]

On top of his legal troubles, dude needs to see a cardiologist. That ain’t healthy.

Ham is fairly lean. It's the salami topper that's the health problem here.

How can they prove that the perp ate the meat every day for 8 years? If they can't, it's not grand larceny, it's petty theft.

[V_TWIN]

sodium is a killer