“Corsi is so fat...”
He so fat he don’t have a waistline he have a coastline.
Are Corsi jokes the new ‘Yo mamma’ jokes?
He has more chins than a Chinese phone directory.
Allow me an uncharitable moment:
Dedicated to Sosiermama
This is the tale of bombastic Jerome,
The overfed, long-winded, FReeping gnome,
(The girth of his thundering thighs
Exceeded only by the breadth of his lies)
Of whom Bagster has written a tome.
Who can stomach behemoth Jerome?
Full of virulent ranting and inflated foam,
He sold out for some dough
So Q! revealed he was faux
And deserved to be smothered in loam.
What became of that verbose, porcine ham?
He’s now embroiled in a gigantic legal jam.
His oddly unhinged outburst
Revealed him at his churlish worst:
Theswollen, carping, backbiting flimflam!
To you, who supported this gross fool,
Bemoaning that FReeQs were so cruel,
There’s still LARP crow on your plate
Despite what you already ate,
So why don’t you pull up a stool?