Think of the money that could be made! Putin could sell new wooly Mammoths to zoos and circuses. Would you pay to see a mammoth? I would. A trained Mammoth act could headline the Moscow Circus, Headline in Las Vegas! The Circ de Paree ! Such a thing would put Russia on the Map. Not to mention “Mammoth Burgers” and “Mammoth steaks.”
Not to mention “Mammoth Burgers” and “Mammoth steaks.”
No doubt someone will try to sell bigger burgers and steaks.
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