I finally figured it out. You're not retarded. You have a reading disorder.
Nothing in what you wrote makes a lick of sense or has any basis in reality. So the real reason you don't "get" Q is not that you're a water-head baby, as I have assumed, but that you just can't make heads or tails out of the written word.
since youve been his principle salesman.
It's good that you at least acknowledge my awesomeness. It was getting embarrassing watching you lick Jack Black's boots all day.
You may now sit at my feet like Princess Leia, and learn. Just keep your non-paragraph writing yap shut. There's a good troll.
And with that, I cannot allow you any more of my spectacular posts. You are not worthy. My golden words are for the smart people.
Good night, illiterate troll.
Bagster
Its actually well into the morning, over here in reality. But dont let basic parameters of the real world like time, space, and the Earths rotation block out your little fantasies. Out.