[DoodleDawg]

A man comes charging into a crowded bar, waving a pistol.

"Listen up," he yells, "I have a Colt M1911 .45 caliber pistol with seven rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber. And I want to know who here has been sleeping with my wife."

From the back of the room comes a voice, "You're going to need more ammunition than that."

[heterosupremacist]

Ha! Very good! One more: Rodney Dangerfield is telling a joke about his wife. It ends like this - Rodney says, "Who said you can sleep with my wife?" The guy says, "Everybody!"