My wife was thinking about getting a boob job for $5000!
So I suggested she just rubbed toilet paper between her boobs for awhile.
She question me as to why I would suggest that?
So I told her, “ we’ll it can’t hurt,I’m mean look what it did for your ass”.
The divorce was shortly there after, she had no sense of humor.
Two ladies standing in the yard, chatting over the fence.
First lady says, My my, lookie there, isn't that your husband coming around the corner? And he's got a whole armful of red roses--must be for you!
Oh lawd, said the second lady. I'll have to have my legs in the air for the next three days!
First lady, frowns, says, Why, couldn't you just buy a vase?