An American was traveling around in Mexico when he suddenly discovered that he had lost his wallet with all his money and ID. He decided to get back to the border as quickly as possible and get back into the USA.
When he got to the border, he explained what had happened to the guard. The officer was sympathetic, but insisted that he needed to prove that he was an American before he could be allowed in.
So, the guy said to the guard, “I don’t like to talk about this, but once when I was drunk I had a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek, and a picture of Bill on the other butt cheek.”
The guard said “I find that hard to believe, but if that’s true it will prove that you are an American.”
So the guy dropped his pants, and sure enough, there were the pictures of Bill and Hillary on his butt.
The guard was amazed, and said “Welcome back to America, and have a safe trip back to Chicago.”
The guy replied “Well, I am from Chicago, but how did you know?”
The guard said “I knew that from the picture of Obama in the middle.”