Guy goes in for examination. Doctor puts his hand on his wallet, and says, “Cough.”
I went for a physical exam, and the doctor grabbed my knee, and said, “cough”
Then he hit may balls with a little hammer!
I said, “Doc, you gotta help me - I don’t know what’s wrong. Every morning as soon as I wake up, I’ll look in the mirror, and I look like death.”
He says, “I don’t know what is wrong with you, but your eyesight is perfect!”
~Rodney Dangerfield~