Sits down orders a drink. About half way thru his drink...he say's.."Hey anyone here want to hear a blond joke?"
The bartender says..."I realize you are blind...and don't know what kind of bar you are in. You are in a all woman biker's bar. And I'm a blond..and have a baseball bat underneath the bar. The woman to the left of you is a blond...and she is a body builder. The woman to the right of you is as martial arts instructor...and she's a blond. The woman behind you is a blond...and she is the bouncer here. You still want to tell that blond joke?"
Blind man...thinks a minute...then say's..."Not if I have to explain it four flipping times!"
LOL...seriously, out loud!