You Texans can keep your Miracle Whip. Go ahead and stay the Lone Star State. Or maybe be the Big All Alone, No Really Big, No I Mean Gigantic Huge State. Just keep the Miracle Whip there, and we’ll ALL be happy!
P.S. - MW is NOT Mayonnaise in any regard. Sorry if I have offended, I have had a really long day, and I’m finding that this topic is just what I need to vent.
Truth. But certain recipes call for MW, and specifically state, "Do not use mayonnaise."